The Hangover 3 : Bangkok Has Had Him And Spat Him Out.

...For any of you who havent watched the Hangover 2, all ya need to know is that when Bangkok has got you, it likes to mess around with you (this may involves lady balls and/or drug addicted monkeys).

What I didnt realise would stem from the movie though was this feminine oriental pimp jacket from Topshop:

If you too want to be part of Mr Chow's crazy gang and wish to bring all the ladyboyz to the yard, feel free to purchase this for £55 at Topshop.

Phil: Wait a second Chow. We're in Bangkok?
Mr. Chow: Holla! City of Squala!

 Squealfully Yours,

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu !

Nope, I am not about to jump off London Bridge and proclaim my love for Batman in the vain hope that he'll get the memo - I have just decided to move on to bigger things (Oi don't be perverts!!) and a bigger blog :)

This is therefore my last post on this blog. It has been totes amazing interacting with you all, you are my favorites bitches in the world and I look forward to interacting with you again on my new blog :) My new blog wont be just about fashion, but a whole lotta things on top of it!

I am still setting it up so please bear with me (if you can be arsed!) and email me at inglamwetrust@gmail.com if you wanna keep in touch!

Muchos Besos!

xxxxx

Baby Cross Me One More Time

Across:

- Overrated store whose name rhymes with cock flop (if pronounced by Super Mario after a heavy night of coke blowing with Lady Gaga and Papa Smurf at Donatella's private partay.) (7)
-Item of clothing typically worn by evil librarians, tree huggers and young men suffering from the menopause. (8)

Down:
-Pattern that is the geek's equivalent to a Playboy spread. Clue. (9)
- Price that is so obscene, it made me want to grow an instant perm, a pair of botoxed balls and sing ' Livin' on a Prayer' by Bon Jovi. Clue : CCLX in Roman numerals (3)

Answers in the comments please! Love you bitches :)


Sporadically Yours,

Snoop Boobie Dog : Fo Shizzle My Nipplzz

Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?

Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the dogs out ? 

To this never-ending philosophical question I can empirically respond : TOPSHOP !!

Yes, after years of the Baha Men asking who let the goddamn mutts out, we have proof by t-shirt courtesy of this mind boggling design by Topshop.

Note the 'I Love Bitches Badge' and confused expression on this doggie's mug. Obviously, the dog is as gay as a handbag full of rainbows. 

Seriously, I actually find this t-shirt offensive. Why has this dog got braids?! Who in their right mind would want to walk around in PUBLIC with a t-shirt displaying a bi-curious gangsta dog ?


By the way.... I missed you bitches !!!!

xoxo

Yours in bitching,